Fake Is the NEW!

Facts are so 20th Century. Try these fake facts, preformed and ready for reblogging.

Bear with me, faithful audience. I’ve been doing a lot of press junkets, and everybody only ever wants to ask me about Bangkok. Like the court-sealed events in Bangkok are even a story!

It’s ridiculous. I just want to talk about Maximum Racecar, starring me and Cuba Gooding, Jr. That’s a story, you hacks!

Facts will resume this evening.